Frederick's Fanatical Fitness Hour

Beorc? I hope I heard that right, since that sounded like a very funny noise you're making. Oh Naga, that better actually was not an insult! Don't you call me that again if it is!

What kind of world it is... Where "beorc" is an insult and "human" is not...

*sighs*

We call your race "beorc" where I am from so no, it's not an insult, calm down, boy.

Ah, Inigo, I'm glad to see you here! A well-trained body is important, but so is the road to getting there. I'm certain the ladies would admire such discipline and diligence, the proof for such great character traits is what you build during my training-- although it looks like your priorities are with testing your own talents at the moment.

Well, while I'd gladly love to prove it, I just don't want to get turnt down in front of mister bully bird.
I think we should first go for the training! I'm ready!

Hey, can I join you... err... Frederick ? I wanna see how hard people train in this part of the world.

*claps hands together once*
Good, both of you, let's start with a simple warming-up. 50 push-ups should be doable. Remember to keep your back straight.
*gets into push-up position himself*

F-fifty?!
Yes, sir Frederick!
* Awkwardly moves into the push-up position. *

50 push-ups ? Right away !

*gets quickly in position and starts training as a group of girls starts gathering around the three of them*

*glances around after the first ten push-ups to see how the other two are doing*

45... 46... 47... 48... 49... 50.

*stands up and stretches his arms and legs*

What's next ?

T-th-thi-thirty-e-e-eight, t-th-thi-thirthy-n-nine...

Hey, you're not as bad as I first imagined. But don't take too long, we're waiting for you here.

Oh, don't worry, just trying to impress these ladie-ack!
* He failed and fell on the floor. *

I didn't know "failing and falling" was a good way to impress ladies...

*ladies around chuckle and leave*

No.. don't say that! Ugh, embarassing...
* He gets up and proceeds to walk away. *
Good training, but I'm Ini-going out here.
* Waves without looking back, his face red as a tomato because of the embarassment. *

Giving up already ?

*sighs*

Come back here, and let's prove to those ladies over there how brave you are. Women love men who don't give up so easily.