Well now.

War reports list the MVP to be some "Inigo."

Firstly, why is the MVP a person I don't know. When did you even join our group. Why are you here.
Secondly, how come it is not Ike.

And finally: what is this with Volke and Naesala of all humans and sub-humans to be the runner-ups?

Three thousand. I'll have your answers.

Say I only have five hundred. What could I get in return for that?

The first half of your first answer.

I'd negiotate it to the question as to why you are the runner-up. That's a half of a question, so I can expect a full answer.

Your final question exists of two questions merged into one. How I divide these is entirely up to me. If you wish to have a certain answer, I highly recommend the total sum of one thousand.

Then I will rephrase my question. Five hundred for telling me why you are the runner up. That's my only offer.

Accepted.
The answer will be ready after payment.

I'm nearly surprised you haven't stolen it off me yet. You're awfully trustworthy for someone who's after money alone.


Here I have it. Five hundred. Take it and answer.

I've been partaking in some recent events. Reports were focused on what happened there.
My personal input and involvement was sufficient for me to be listed, but not enought to surpass number one.

That explains a lot. Looks like the reports should get back on reporting serious business, however.

We're done here unless that sub-human or that stranger has something to say on the matter, but I don't care for them.