Scratch that, there's an even bigger problem!

It's my birthday and not a single lady has greeted me yet!?
Come on, tea is on me, ladies!

Inigo! Dear, I.. I had a birthday cake made for you. Shall we eat it together?

Huh, mom! I'm absolutely flattered.. but that still doesn't bring any potential dates ladies around!

.. But in the name of courtesy shall I of course come and join for the cake.
But you did invite some girls.. right?

There's tea, too, dear.
Should we go to the barracks? The cake is there..

Sounds like no ladies.. oh, what a terrible birthday this is.
Of course, Mother. Let us dan-- I mean, go!

*Courteously opens the door to the barracks and keeps it open for Olivia to enter.*

After you, Mother.

Why, thank you, dear. *Giggles and walks in.*

Ta-dah! Here is your cake.. *she points at where the cake.. used to be.*

Oh, no..!

... Well, that's a shame.
But we still can have some tea, if you don't mind, Mother?

Oh, how terrible, how terrible.. I worked so hard on it, too..

Um... Mother?

Oh, yes.. I'm sorry. What is it, dear?

Maybe we should go out and have some tea. It will very well do.

Oh, tea! ... Yes, that'd be lovely.

Tea's on me. Even though I would've loved to spend this day with some pretty ladies.. I'll just as happily spend it with you, mom. Didn't have much chances to in my time, after all.

Oh, I'm glad to hear that.. the tea will be my treat, dear!

No, mother, I said it's going to be on me..!

Otherwise, I'll be happy to provide the tea.

Cripes, snuck up on by mister Wary! Well, if that's gonna be my birthday gift.. then let us all have tea!

*bows slightly*
I will brew the finest. Please excuse me for a moment.

Sounds fine, we'll wait here.

Oh, t-thank you, Frederick!

*returns after some time, holding a tray with a teapot, several cups and freshly picked berries*
I hope it is to your liking.

Tea-time is always a good time. Thanks!

*offers a cup of tea to both of them, and gets one of his own*
To your health and happiness, Inigo!