"Zeikman"?

I would kindly like to ask everyone about this new "zeikman" trend and the accompanying songs that seem to be going around lately. I don't know what any of it means, nor why people enjoy uttering the word in my company, but I'm starting to find it all.. a little bothersome.

Zeikman. ♪

Oh, but ofcourse I shouldn't be surprised if you were the mastermind behind this genius plan.

Me? Writing songs? I'm a thief, not a bard.
Zeikman, dit is de zeikman. ♪

Be that as it may, it would only seem a logical conclusion for you to have spread this little song. Ah, but I have no evidence, do I?
.. You'd be better off watching out for yourself, kid, so that I don't find any either.

Good luck finding any proof since it wasn't my doing.

...may I ask what this is about? I have not heard of this 'zeikman' before.

It's a song of sorts.

[ Hands Frederick a piece of paper with the lyrics on it. Who knows where he got it. ]

Zeikman schreef:

Zeikman, dit is de zeikman
Zeikman, zeikman
Dit is de ravensalade
Een hopeloze para-a-de
Hij komt weer aan je hoofd zeuren,
Wat zal er nu toch gebeu-eu-ren?

Zeikman, dit is de zeikman
Zeikman, zeikman,
Irritante Koning,
Waarom houdt die gast z'n mond toch niet?
Mijn hoofd explodeert nog.
Hou toch je snavel man.

Call it a miscommunication,
Such unkind words! Zeurpiet.

That sure is... interesting. I think I'll leave the singing to the experts, however. I doubt my singing voice is any good.

[Kaepora Gaebora? Hou toch je snavel man. Mijn hoofd explodeert nog.]

I'd tell you to spread the word but I can feel someone glaring at my backside.

Naesala confirmed Kaepora Gaebora

I would highly recommend you forget about the song this very instant. I'm very certain that I mentioned something about not getting on each other's bad side, didn't I?

Hm? What's so bad about a little song, Raven King?

It's not the song that's bad. It's you using and now spreading it with the mere purpose of testing how far you can go.
Ah, but no matter -- it's not important. Reasons aside, I don't want to hear that song again. From anyone. Do I make myself clear?

'It's not the song that's bad'.
So you do like it?

I told you it's not important. Now stop trying to drive me up the wall before I decide I've had enough of you.

Alright, alright, zeikman.

.. Can I know of this song's lyrics too? I'm very interested in its content.

Wheredidyoucomefrom?!
Well, here... No wait - I better get going now. Sorry, I'm out. You'll learn it later!

Oh? Hello, Reyson. I didn't know you were listening in on our conversation.
Unfortunately, I'm afraid you won't be able to learn of its lyrics. Not now, not later. *glares at Sothe briefly* It would have.. consequences.

I'll find a way to learn this song. The content sounds so delightful. On top of that am I certain that you wouldn't make me stop singing.

.. No. I acknowledge that I have no right to stop you if you decide to go on with it.
However, I would still much appreciate it if you.. didn't. This boy would merely be using you, to use the song against me while he can't. Keep that in mind.

.. Painful to admit, but you are possibly in the right. However, one day you'll get what you deserve. I will sing that song.

If that truly is what you want, then I suppose there is nothing left for me to say against it.

Good. Now, how does it go...
Zeikman, dit is de zeikman... ♪

.. Do not look at me like that, Naesala. I know the lyrics no further than this.

I won't judge you, although I do think you would do the song more justice if you knew all of it.. But then, that situation wouldn't exactly be in my favor.