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m-mine...?

Oh, um, right. In that case I will simply set the whole area on fire if it can't be mine! That way you have no choice. Ha!

Mine.

What use would that have? Such an irresponsible action wouldn't make you a good leader over such a place. And so, I will claim it as mine yet again.

Hmph. As if you would be a better leader. These knives look sharp and all, but there's no way you would be able to defend this area if someone attacked it! With me on the other hand, enemies wouldn't even dare to get near it.

It's mine all over again.

I'll leave it up to Micaiah to rule it, as I'll be taking out any intruders and enemies with these knives. As someone who can lurk in the shadows, that'd be well suited for me.
So.. mine. And Micaiah's.

So then it practically becomes a part of Daein, huh.
I thought Daein still needed a lot of time to recover from the last war. Adding new ground doesn't sound like a great idea to me, then. You guys should be way too busy patching up the land you already have.

But don't you worry! As the friendly person that I am, I will take this area out of your hands so you can focus on all the other things. Mine!

At least we know how to rule a land, rather than just running around holding petitions here and there.
Oh, right, I'll reclaim it as mine, but I'll be so nice as to forbid Laguz slavery. Happy now?

Forbidding the slavery is one thing, but that's not going to save them! You need to actively stand up for a cause like that. You need to actually be involved in stopping it. Clearly you have no idea how big of a task that is! Fortunately I do, and I just so happen to have the entire Laguz Emancipation Army by my side. Obviously then it should be mine!

Neh, we'll just include you in the politics so you can do that stuff. Since, no way you can actually rule the area while being so busy, no?
Mine.

It's not the amount of time you spend on something, it's HOW you spend it. Wise words! I think that convinced everyone that I'm smarter. Mine.

Hah! You, having brains? More like a mouth that just won't stop making noise.
No truly, this is not suited for you.

So, mine.

To be completely honest, at this point it seems like neither of you would be suited to have it. Attacking one another on personal level is far from a mature way to solve this problem. If problems concercing the area were to be solved in the same way, bad things would happen.

Therefore, I will take possession of the area until at least one of you shows some more responsibility. My apologies.

Oh, Leader, I'm definitely responsible enough for this.
I will claim the area as mine and prove so.

But I want to prove it first! Mine!

No way I'll let you! Mine.!


[... kids...]

I told you to quit it! Please stop acting like children, this isn't going to help any of us. Now here, give it back to me.

C-Can I have it...?

Ofcourse, madam. If you wish to have it.

Hey, that's no fair! Come on, give it to me!

No way I'll let Tormod have this. You'd be better off giving it to me!

Neither of you is going to get it.

[ Hmpppph. ]

Then I'll steal it.

Guess what? Stealing is bad! You're no better than a backstabbing LIAR. Wouldn't want one of them claiming the area, now would you?

For the goddess' sake, Tormod, I'm a thief. What do you EXPECT me to do?

Simple! Giving THE AREA TO ME!